Mark Listanti on a "Lincoln" Oscar Win

"Nothing about a 'Lincoln' win would bother me, even if I might like to see 'The Master' stumble back into the race, pig-fuckingly hammered on freshly squeezed torpedo juice, and give the Great Emancipator a menacing handjob in front of a bathroom sink in the Dolby Theater. (And I hereby reserve the right to turn on 'Lincoln' with a despicable quickness whenever I get to see 'Django Unchained', because I am so deep in the tank for Tarantino that I need James Cameron to retrieve me with one of those submarines he uses to hang out with bioluminescent ghost-sharks on the weekend.)" --from Grantland Oscar Roundtable

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